Eek-A-Mouse does not dee-jay, nor sing-jay,
Nor say la la, wo wo or yea yea,
He say ban ban diddle deh, yea.

I love that girl Gwen, Laden.
I love that girl Karen.
Me say I love that girl Jen.
And I'm in love with the three of them.
How can I really support them, Laden.

These girls let me borrow,
These girls let me lend.
They even make love with my best friend Ken.
I'm like a bait in the lion's den,
Not even Daniel just a screw like them, Laden.

They used to go to Ardenne,
Now live at Hughenden.
I told them meet me round the bend,
And now it's a quarter past ten, Laden.

These girls let me borrow,
These girls let me lend.
They even make love with my best friend Ken.
I'm like a bait in the lion's den,
Not even Daniel just a screw like them.

Den de Laden..

I love that girl Gwen, Laden.
I love that girl Karen, Laden.
I love that girl Jen.
And I'm in love with the three of them.
How can I really support them, Laden.

These girls let me borrow,
These girls let me lend.
They even make love with my best friend Ken.
I'm like a bait in the lion's den,
Not even Daniel just a screw like them, Laden.

They used to go to Ardenne,
Now live at Hughenden.
I told them meet me round the bend,
And now it's a quarter past ten, Laden.

These girls let me borrow,
These girls let me lend.
They even make love with my best friend Ken.
I'm like a bait in the lion's den,
Not even Daniel just a screw like them.

Den de Laden..